Cryptic crossword No 2,960

Across

1. Drink bodily fluid on the counter (3)
2. Bond and his boss missing from stage (3)
3. See 26d
4. Before unopened present (3)
5. Traps out-of-form Nasser after England's first two are put down (8)
6. Headware I lost is so long (2-2)
7. When it's left or right on a map, anyway (2,5)
8. What's Sooty and Sweep's bread and butter? (7)
9. Gag about Trump's first wife pinching Melania's butt is a scorcher (8)
10. Suiting a newly-made saint (8)
11. Speak at length about hits to anyone who'll listen? (3)
12. Bloody boring thing, cheese on toast (7)
13. Third piece in Joseph Haydn medley is a bittersweet confection (6)
14. Regularly exhaust wolf (3)
15. Rulers' mistakes, with muppet every so often taking over, right? (8)
16. Put off after date tipped beer over friend's head (5)
17. See 31a
18. Grand clown in charge follows tips from Melania (8)
19. Note could be read two different ways (5)
20. Accommodation for unemployed writers? (6,4)

Down

1. Three in a bed initially struggling to sleep (9)
2. Primate swallows bird (3)
3. Heartless parakeet tormented parrot (6)
4. Sort out box for trimmed veg which has been left in the field (6)
5. Outrage as her sentencing is reviewed after regular thefts (7)
6. Cleverest leaders of annual popular quiz (6)
7. Gobbles up paté omitted from Last Supper by mistake (6)
8. Period costume finally on front half of rail (3)
9. Fighter's right out of bounds (3)
10. Nothing lacking in Fed's double-difficult puzzles (9)
11. A Hindu deity's alias (3)
12. Frank improves over time (6)
13. It's dangerous to release this male drug lord (7)
14. Footballer's good to go for start of the season (6)
15. Free sex? Empty trousers! (6)
16. With you, they might make videos about potatoes, say (6)
17. Wood cut without force (3)
18. See 26a
19. Crop tops from Harrods aren't raunchy underwear (7)
20. See 11a